Not Ready for Out

We decided yesterday that today would be the day we get out of the hospital. Our goal and destination would be Oregano's Pizza Bistro for lunch, literally just across the street. When the time came I was not feeling up for it. Michele helped me into the dress we bought here, no bra because she forgot that. No jewelry or purse either. I hobbled to the elevator. No sunglasses. When we got there we were told it would be a 30 minute wait, outside. Hot, no sunglasses, feeling very conspicuous with my hospital wristbands and bright blue donut, very uncomfortable. After 10 or 15 minutes they take us to a table inside, raised café chairs at a café table. There’s no way in hell I’m getting up into those chairs! Back outside to an outside table, under umbrellas, in a mist, in front of the swamp cooler. Noisy, and my bottom and I are soon not on speaking terms. The food was good but all I could think about was getting back to my nice, cool, quiet room. Nap time!